right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

you ain’t right

It’s old Southern slang meaning “you’re silly” or “you’re being funny”.

Person: *tells joke*
Other Person: *laughs* You ain’t right.

by AzaleasSuck November 21, 2018

Right-Curve Gang

A fictional subdivision of boys (not men) who’s erect penises curve to the right rather than the left

Did you hear Ben is apart of the right-curve gang??

by Ge-Norch March 23, 2020

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 23, 2011

POW! Right in the Kisser!

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!

by bandaid man December 28, 2005

my right hand

My girlfriend.

I made love to my right hand yesterday

by t68egkghvshgvg8ofwbccjc wdtfge May 4, 2017

You got that right

"You got that right" is an expression used to acknowledge someone's statement or deed. It stands for "You are correct" or "You are right".

Person A: So it's really not butter?!
Person B: You got that right!

Person A: Well, I think we'll have to stick to the old plan...
Person B: You got that right!

by OakRohrich June 27, 2014