grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.

Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*

by Fractious1 December 29, 2017

Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.

He got around like Richard Appleseed.

by A modest historian July 7, 2018

richard dexter

He's a skater boy with good taste but is kind of stupid he's smart but dumb and never gets away in anything or with anything he gets hurt alot but bounces right back on his feet bc he don't quit

Richard Dexter ur a god,but u get better so we can skate

by Big penis bob December 28, 2016

Darius richard

FAT

Guy 1: Is that an earthquake

Guy 2: nah thats just Darius richard

by random person2334566354 August 23, 2023

Richard Wagner

One of the greatest composers of all time who was born in Leipzig in 1813. Mostly known for writing 5-hour long operas, such of those being "Tannhäuser", "Tristan und Isolde", "Lohengrin", "Der fliegende Holländer" and "Der Ring des Nibelungen" tetralogy which includes operas "Das Rheingold", "Die Walküre", "Siegfried" and "Götterdämmerung". Also know for his German nationalistic and antisemitic views, thus being the favorite composer of one globally known Austrian artist. Apart from operas, has some really nice orchestral and piano works.

- Hey Mischa, what are you listening to?
- Richard Wagner's Tannhäuser Overture.
- But wait, wasn't Wagner anti-
- Be quiet and don't bother me. The trombone part has started already!

by weavileoff0461 July 30, 2022

Richard Madgwick

The name you give someone with a really big cock.

"Have you seen Richard Madgwick's cock and/or balls?"
"How could I miss it?!"

by Imminent Tortoise January 24, 2022

richard basto

a critical alcoholic with an excellent basketball career, some would say you can catch him sinkin' piss an slappin 50s at the Tripple 8, others would say you can catch him listening too taylor swift sped up on Soundcloud, all-round ledg

i was hoovering lines with a Richard basto at the monkey car on Friday morning.

by samthemanhero14 August 15, 2023