retard chamber

Your mom's uterus

Retard Chamber is an

accessory which is used with variable pressure wet

sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you

by ((())) April 18, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018

reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.

My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.

She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.

by KillBot69 January 28, 2019

retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.

Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023