seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020

Railroad Relationship

A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.

Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.

by sickomode88camino January 26, 2020

in relationship

Not you.

normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"

by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020

School relationship

When a couple only goes to each other house and attends the same school

Oh look at that school relationship you never see them out in public

by Cashier23 February 22, 2020

Bluetooth relationship

A relationship that only happens when both parties are in close proximity. It might be same town, same school or when they bump into each other. Usualy happens after a smooth breakup.

We will have to be in a bluetooth relationship because you are married now.
We will have to be in a bluetooth relationship because you are moving to Japan and dont know if you will ever comeback.

by Moscow SA June 9, 2020

choppy relationship

A Person that comes and goes. Inconsistent; sometimes their attitude is sweet/calm, other times moody and erratic like the ocean, behavior comes in waves.

One day he loved me, the next day he hated me, this made for a choppy relationship.

by Swisscheesenbagles July 19, 2020

Uncommitted Relationship

When you do relationship-like things together, sleep together, go on dates, have sex, are always with each other etc; but your partner sleeps with other people and tries to see other people.

Uncommitted Relationship: I’m sleeping at my mans house tonight, but first he’s having a girl to fuck before I sleep in that same bed

by Icky Vicky So Sicky September 3, 2020