Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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Redneck Third Base

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
by Tex in affect February 27, 2023
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redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.
Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.
by Mrs of the Mr October 14, 2017
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redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
by P E N G U I N May 24, 2023
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Redneck Band-Aid

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.
by BurntAce January 20, 2021
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redneck wrench

Another term for a pair of plyers, called this because it is a multi-purpose tool, including a wrench, for people who are either broke or don't have the right tools handy.
I don't have a real wrench, but you can use my redneck wrench.
by deepspace10 April 02, 2023
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Redneck Rida

This is the guy that always has a beer in is hand. He has no limit to how much he can drink. Odds are he has a car up on blocks and will have it fixed up sooner or later. A good guy to have in your crew because most are loyal to a fault, even though his drunken fun will sometimes get you into trouble.
Well he's a Redneck Rida.
by Chris the Wordsmith February 03, 2011
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