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Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.
Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!
by amillionminutes July 16, 2009
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awkward reader

A person who comes up behind you while you're reading and begins to read over your shoulder. Even more awkward if they read out loud.
Dude, quit being an awkward reader.
by DiSK171512 July 18, 2010
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too ready

When girls be so eager to have sex that they have surpassed being a hoe and graduated to being too ready.
"You see Keisha eating that banana on Instagram?"
"Yaaaas girl, she too ready"
by Hollaleezi January 17, 2015
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oven-ready

A term used for microwavable Brexit deals
My deal is oven-ready, just stick it in the microwave
by Cintarquo December 7, 2019
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War ready indica

Indica is an amazing, cool, and helpful person. She'll get you through anything and will stay by your side forever. Shes obese, nice, and helpful to the community - Eondo. Shes the best person ever. She'd do anything just to see you happy and would never let you down. She gives the best advice and makes you feel happy even through hard times. Shes the person you'd never want to lose. She is also very unique, beautiful, supportive, and a amazing bestfriend.
People: Hey indica!

War ready Indica: Getcho uglah out my face
by indica xd December 19, 2020
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Lore reader

A lore reader can be described in several ways. They firstly can admire the ways in which the world of league of legends revolves around and the ongoing flows and processes happening within. In addition, the admire the cultural aspect of league lore, such as: paintings, fan art, videos, cinematic e.t.c.

However, they are usually known for their severe levels of degeneracy, and large quantity of homosexuality within their bloodstream. If you read league lore, you either have never heard of the word sex in your life and rock a "virginity is cool" T-Shirt to school, or severely get beaten by your family to the point where you read lore to stop your emotional and physical pain. It is a well known fact that in developing countries who have no access to the internet , league lore is used a torture mechanism. The most well represented example was in Abu Zubaydah's torture by the CIA in Guantanamo bay prison Cuba. He did indeed confess all the ins and outs of the 9/11 terror attacks to stop reading the lore.

To put this bluntly. If you read league lore, you need to seek emotional help ASAP before you go for a murderous rampage and kill a family of 6 trying to get food for their dinner.
Man: League is so Shit ! How can you find this so fun.

Retard: Thats because im a lore reader. I also like to get pegged !
by Allesandro Scaglia April 24, 2021
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readymade

People that just function and feel sorry for themselves and do not know how to really live and enjoy They usually zorb and have no concrete ideas of what life is about,You can find one just staring straight ahead waiting in lines and not communicating with anyone.
Paul and Jen are standing in line just like a readymade.
by dadoodle November 10, 2007
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