Master racing

Furiously masterbating before your significant other gets in the room.

While my wife was in the shower I was master racing in the bedroom

by Pinhead McGee December 30, 2016

raingirl

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-noun.

1. a girl that only goes out with boys when the weather is bad.

Possibly a related antithesis to 'fairweather friend', except specifically in regard to a girl, and instead of being around during fair weather she only goes on dates in foul weather.

2. a female fan of the artist Rain.

3. Shirley Manson. ie - "I'm only happy when it rains."

She's really nice, but what a raingirl! We only went out three times and each time was shitty outside.

by J.o.n.n.y November 26, 2010

Roping Out

To insert your mother's meatloaf in your rectum while your family watches and your friends wait patiently for your return to the Xbox

:Hey guys where did Danny go?

:oh he's just roping out right now, I'm sure he'll be back soon.

by Smoke grass sled fast July 1, 2023

facebook rapping

when a person is talking B.S about some one but not in person.

1.) Ew she ugly and she cant sing she needa cover her face up with a bag so no one can see her ugly face and who cares if im facebook rapping

2.)Man i wish her ugly booty would go sit her frisky butt down man she kill me how she gonna be so ugly it should be a crime just ew and yes this is facebook rapping cause i cant say nun of dis crap in person but i can talk it over internet

above was some examples and btw i dont facebook rap it was just examples

by MissBeautyDaOriginal August 20, 2011

Assoluto Racing

A retarded game made for people who cant afford to get a PC

You guys wanna play Assoluto Racing?

by IXRASSOLUTO May 27, 2020

Raingasm

Orgasm when you see Rain

Anyone walks into the room and they just orgasm all over the place

by BGor February 1, 2003

Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)

Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale

by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004