When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
Get the The Puppy Problemmug. A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
Get the Puppy Flapjackmug. Whenever a puppy is doing something. This replaces any adjective that is used to describe what a puppy is doing.
by Light-Blue Yoshi November 8, 2019
Get the Puppyingmug. 
The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
Get the Who are you giving the puppies to?mug. *Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings
Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”
Person 1: *Puppy eyes
Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”
Person 1: *Puppy eyes
Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023
Get the Puppy eyesmug. by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
Get the puppy dog turds on toastmug.