Delusional Disney princess

A female who seeks a perfect man like a Disney prince but is in the bottom of the barrel and won't accept anyone who is in the bottom of the barrel like her
Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince

Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her

Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all

Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats
by Itbelikethatbro August 28, 2022
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Lumpy Space Princess

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature
Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.
by Bbadbhabie October 08, 2019
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Punk Rock Princess

awesome song by Something Corp. on their Leaving Through the Window album. track #2!
Hey dude yesterday I was singing that somthing corp. song.
by punkbaby23 March 02, 2004
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princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.
He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.
by Guillermo April 02, 2004
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mixed barbie princess

a barbie that is not white
marya is the mixed barbie princess
by Marya Alexandra shaw February 05, 2010
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Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.
Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!
by kupkake2015 November 28, 2012
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Turtle Mother princess

loves to bury head in sand, strong willed, wide set vagina. Lets all species suck on her tits. Extremely sexy and will trick you into sex, so she can have more babies. Loves sea shells and insane. very snappy.
mariah preston is such a turtle mother princess, look at her boobs!

Damn Mariah is being such a turtle mother princess, what a trifling whore like her mother.
by turtle mother October 22, 2011
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