Lumpy Space Princess

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019

princess in another castle'd

When a, usually a game or tv show builds up hype and excitement for something, then takes it all away and lets down everyone who watches/plays it.

Person 1: I hope Mass effect 3 has a great ending after all the build up!
Person 2: I don't want to spoil anything, but prepare to be princess in another castle'd.

by k3nnon August 25, 2016

Punk Rock Princess

awesome song by Something Corp. on their Leaving Through the Window album. track #2!

Hey dude yesterday I was singing that somthing corp. song.

by punkbaby23 March 2, 2004

princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

by Guillermo July 2, 2006

mixed barbie princess

a barbie that is not white

marya is the mixed barbie princess

by Marya Alexandra shaw February 4, 2010

Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.

Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!

by kupkake2015 November 29, 2012

Turtle Mother princess

loves to bury head in sand, strong willed, wide set vagina. Lets all species suck on her tits. Extremely sexy and will trick you into sex, so she can have more babies. Loves sea shells and insane. very snappy.

mariah preston is such a turtle mother princess, look at her boobs!

Damn Mariah is being such a turtle mother princess, what a trifling whore like her mother.

by turtle mother October 22, 2011