The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

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Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.

"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"

by andcastle December 25, 2025

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Mr. Plum

When a girl is simultaneously taking a shit and sucking a dick

I walked in on my girl taking a dump and received a Mr. Plum

by Mrs. Plum May 29, 2019

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Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.

Mr. Jasper (Plum) created Bio Broly?!

by Can Opener 86 October 1, 2021

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