pipe dream

a fantasy or an illusion, dream, wish etc. that won't usually come true.


A kick ass Nintendo game! =

Being able to love him is just a pipe dream.


Yoo i still play Pipe Dream!

by xXKitteh_FaceXx July 4, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.

Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.

by mr.crosscountry May 20, 2010

pipe cleaner

when a guy urinates after ejaculation, like after sex or jacking off

After me and my girl banged i had to go in the bathroom and do a pipe cleaner, i felt so blocked.

by little_nut2 July 26, 2010

pipe her down

to run a train and crave sexual intercourse with a certain baddie on the block. deadass .

aye, Jimmy don't forget to pipe her down after the movie, she lowkey asking' for the pipe.

by The plug in n out May 22, 2017

Alaskan Pipeline

invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

by PITITTY November 4, 2009

Lead Pipe Feeling

Emotion experienced when you are watching someone do or say something that is so awkward and embarassing, that you not only feel embarassed for them, but want to hit them with a lead pipe to make it stop.

Watching Anna Nicole Smith - both the show and her life - will illicit strong "lead pipe feelings."

You're in a bar, and your friend walks up to a girl he's been eyeing all night. You watch from afar as he forgets how to construct meaningful sentences, and procedes to explain his duties as "Head Dungeon Master."

by Destructo Hero November 21, 2005

bottle pipe

apparatus used mostly to smoke hashish.

bottle half filled with water, empty pen melted into the side of bottle giving pipe effect, tin foil used as gauze put on lid of bottle. holes poked through foil, hash is crumbled onto foil then burned.

i produced a bottle pipe using my engineering degree.

by jonny_scarecrow_head June 18, 2004