Sob Job

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.
We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.
by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013
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Bow job

The act of griping ones penis with the base of both elbows in a praying mantis like manor while stroking up and down until Orgasm is reached and the elbows are sticky.
I thought masturbation is normal, until i walked in on my brother giving himself a bow job.
by Mojo23 March 19, 2017
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Jiggle Job

a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.
1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button
by whitediddy December 18, 2007
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Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.
"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"
by Beef Horse April 04, 2015
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Elephant Job

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.
by roseroseroseroserose June 26, 2011
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Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies
She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job
by Santa Clause 2353 December 04, 2009
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Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.
We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.
by Rye guy in the fly high November 26, 2014
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