Johnny Poo Poo Pants

Slang term for someone who consistently has very large and smelly boul movements. These people are known for clogging toilets and clearing houses.

Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!
Jan is a Johnny Poo Poo pants because she has broke 3 toilets over the past 6 months and often causes people to vomit if they are within 200 yards of a restroom she has used.
by {Code Monkey} May 22, 2009
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Go-go johnny go!

A command for someone to go ASAP. You usually use it when you are in a good mood.
P1: Go-go johnny go!

P2: Comin'...
by the one and only's slave February 20, 2010
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Johnny j skizz

A nickname given to someone who masterbates too much.
I bet that kid is a johnny j skizz.
by Shamoothewhale August 11, 2008
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if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader
XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 26, 2023
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Stop N' Shop Johnnie

A very crazy dirty hobo that picks through trashcans, talks to everyone and gives useless advice. He also walks with a limp due to getting hit by a mack truck. you can find him walking the streets of hull and hingham, and at any liquor stores in that area. He also claims that he lives on the moon and gets there on a space monkey.
Stop N' Shop Johnnie digs through trash in the hingham/hull area on a daily basis.
by herpegonasifilus420 December 06, 2009
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by Erin Rachel Young September 08, 2006
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