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Good noodles

A phrase typicaly used for some good fucking food, and does not actually NEED to be some saucy ramen noodles. Has orgin in the rap culture
My mom: We are eating mushroom Soup for dinner
Me: SHUT up mummer, WE only EATIN good noodles tonight
by Herbodoodle January 28, 2018
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wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.
by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017
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Happy Noodle Boy

Possibly one of the stupidest but funniest things known to man. It's right up there with Napoleon Dynamite. It's mostly about a stick figure who walks around yelling things at people. It's written by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, which is written by Jhonen Vasquez.
"I fly like Wilma."
"You deny me freshmaker?!?!"
by Morbid x Curiousity April 20, 2005
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Russian Noodle Salad

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.
"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"
by Pip April 28, 2003
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Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?
by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019
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Seafood Spaghetti Noodles

When you put a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles in a vaginal orfice that smells fishy. Once the spaghetti is inserted you then turn on the female it is inserted into and once turned on you have seafood spaghetti noodles.
Hey girl imma make some seafood spaghetti noodles tonight.
by Papa Italy December 12, 2019
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yanky doodle noodle

when you die in a game and warn your friends from the threat
player 1: (dies) YANKY DOODLE NOODLE!
player 2: o thanks g
by disco david April 16, 2017
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