Butt Munching

Using the internet excessively to the point of addiction 'I've been butt munching all day'.

Some who engages in excessive butt munching is a butt munch, and they device they use is often a giant butt munching machine (a phone or an ipod is just a butt muncher).

That little butt munch has been butt munching on his giant butt munching machine for 3 days straight.

by Jujulovesdudu May 5, 2013

munchies

food, something you eat

im going to go get some munchies cause im hungry. how much are those munchies?

by impossible is nothing August 13, 2005

Southwestern Michigan College.

Mascot: The Roadrunners. The poorest excuse for a higher learning institute in the state of Michigan, where the professors don't actually have to know squat about what they're teaching, and the administration wants desperately to least get as much respect as your average community college. They think building dorms makes it a better school, and instead of hiring teachers who actually speak the language you signed up to learn, will build a multi-million dollar activity center when they don't even have a sports team. If you ever happen to find your way on to the campus be prepared to find an alarmingly large number of people who, by any decent state standard, shouldn't have graduated from high school let alone been accepted into a college. On the other hand, if you've ever wanted to feel really good about yourself, this is a great place to go.

I never knew how frustrating college could be until I went to Southwestern Michigan College.

by Outragedforizzle January 21, 2011

munching plums

performing cunnilingus happily on a woman, usually referring to a repeat (non-first-time) sexual encounter

Man, I didn't get no sleep last night, I was munching plums.

by Sweetbunge August 14, 2006

Michigan tongue twister

The act of wrapping your tongue (women) around the shaft of the penis. Then, the man must proceed (with the tongue still wrapped) to crawl under the woman and licking the clitoris.

"Dude! I gave your sister so much of a Michigan tongue twister, she can't even talk today!"

by Real And True Definitions January 9, 2015

michiia

A ugly ass bitch who doesn't like this girl named Aniyah and eats ass and has black lips and dates boys shorter than her and has a pussy that smells like cat pee and she thinks sh the shit but still doesn't know how to change her pad

michiia a hoe

by Dad's youlanda 555 January 23, 2018

luther michigan

a small town in northern michigan derived from a small logging villiage. in short its small (pop around 200) but its kick ass. luther logging days. every truck around comes down the street (like 3 or 4 lol) and the nice firemen throw candy at little kids. the useual parade shinannigans. but yeah the fireworks are sweet, no restrictions so they blast away, plus everyone sits on main street and they launch the works from the dam which is like not even a football field away. the littel ashes that fall off the fireworks fall on the street. next to cadillac, manistee, and oswego(os-WEE-go)

A: where are you going over break
B: up north
A: where, im going to mackinaw city (the city is spelled mackinaw not mackinac(pronounced exactly like the cities spelling, the c is silent))
B: fun, im going to luther michigan
A: wtf are you talking about
B: thought so

by falcon33b March 13, 2009