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Movies for the blind

Pornographic films of any genre.
Q: So what kind of work are you in?

A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?

A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!
by Amish Bastard December 8, 2022
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The entire Bee Movie (2007) Script

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations.
Person: How was the movie?
Person 2: Good, it had the entire Bee Movie (2007) Script in it!
by Loosepan December 12, 2022
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movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.
Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.
by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018
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Bee movie

by Lil chubby November 30, 2018
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alabama movie theater

When a person buts a tarp out and puts a projector on it while tyler fucks his sister
Hey Mariah wanna have a Alabama movie theater???
by Tyler’s mom November 7, 2018
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Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
by OneStarGator July 27, 2017
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Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
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