Morgan

Morgan Truman, formerly Morgan Findley. (Me)
Decides to search himself on UD
Discovers some of the descriptions match his life in great detail
Decides they are about him, written by people he's known
Adds his own response.

To the authors of the positive messages, thank you! You give morgans like me purpose, I want to make you so proud.

To the authors of the negative ones...
I don't know what to say other than there's still time
You may yet meet a Morgan that defies your descriptions

"Hey Morgan! How are you so chill?"

"Cos I'm the best "

by Heyhowsthings November 23, 2023

Morgan

This name likes to lick a little kids penis

Police: Another peto on the loose
Investigator: I bet it that Morgan child licker

by h89hjzz December 3, 2023

Dee Morgan

When you are blessed to have the chance to date a man much younger, much better looking than you, way out of your league because you intentionally put heroin or fentanyl in front of his face and got him to relapse so you could snake your way back into his life

RYAN GOT KILLED BY A DEE MORGAN , A DESPERATE MOVE BY A GRIMEY AGING WITCH WITH A MANLY FACE.

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 12, 2023

Morgan moment

Getting overly excited about music and then waffling about it with interesting facts.

Hank: Hey did you see Daft Punk released a new song?
Joey: Yea it’s was meant to be in the random access memory album, they released a behind the scenes a few days ago explain how it was made.
Hank: you’re having a Morgan moment

by Notalexsgf December 17, 2023

morgan

honestly the hottest person ever

morgan: you're so hot

morgan2: you too morgan

by fn.kermit December 2, 2022

Steamy Morgan

The biggest fattest pile of shit you've ever left in a toilet

I left a Steamy Morgan in the toilet last night and woke up to my wife handing me divorce papers.

by CerealEarth December 19, 2022

morgan brdecka

The most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen. Her eyes are blue with a little brown around the pupil, The way her clothes fit tightly around her body, The way she smiles and her eyes sparkle, Her sense of kindness and loyalty is unbeatable. Everyone needs a girl like her in their life and if you had her and didn’t keep her that’s your biggest loss

I am in love with Morgan brdecka

by If you’re in love find her December 27, 2022