Michael

A flying whale

Person 1: WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT?
Person 2: I think that was a Michael!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 9, 2015

michael jordan

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.

Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.

by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008

Michael

A good name for a man who likes multiple girls in the same group. Sloppy seconds is his goal.

Michael is cool

by Ppap🐷🐷🐷 January 24, 2017

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

Michael

A two faced asshole who thinks he is better than anyone else.

Michael was such a dick to me yesterday

by Bitch be fr April 2, 2019

macho cups

The "tool"-ful art of stacking \ collecting 3 or more plastic "dixie" cups (the more the better) after finishing the consumption of the alcholic contents. This is to show off that you are more macho than the rest of the crowd/men. Usally seen at large social gatherings \ events. (ie $1 beer night @ the baseball game)

Hey dude don't be a tool.. get rid of your macho cups!

by Marshall The Man July 10, 2007

macho taco

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.

Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.

by Britt77 February 22, 2008