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Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.
"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."
by bigmak93 September 12, 2015
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mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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mental abuser

the act of one talking absolutely nonsense and lies and turns the blame on other people.
{Dooglas}"I didnt mean to hurt you im sorry" {Wife}"Its okay just dont keep taking videos at night" {Dooglas}"ITS MY FUCKING PHONE, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN" {Wife} "u literally said i could go through your phone your such a mental abuser"
by mental abuser June 26, 2023
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drunk mans mentality

basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.
"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."
by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016
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Mental diarrhea

Mental diarrhea is a state of emotional situation, when the effected person is acting with all the emotions at once. This can be seen on people that overthinks everything or just on dumb guys.
Pearson 1: *dies while laughing-crying*
Pearson 2: Hauahahahahauahaua mental diarrhea
by Kolombooo June 16, 2021
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Mamber Mentality

Be highly negative about a series of events you took no part in.
"He wasn't even there why is he so moody?"
"He's got that mamber mentality"
by DeShade May 15, 2023
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small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.
Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.
by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025
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