MAIN CHARACTER PARADOX

I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER AS CALL ME YOU ARE STAND.

GET A LIFE as I am the MAIN CHARACTER PARADOX.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 25, 2021

shinobi main

Somebody who mains shinobi in the game For Honor, they are most likely sad weebs who want their character to be good again after getting dicked down into the hole that is nerfs

THAT DODGE SPAMING SHINOBI MAIN NIG--

by RootedApollo8 June 30, 2021

main squeeze

something that is the definition of FIRE

“yo peter is my main squeeze”

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”

by heffanator420 July 1, 2021

what i main

What I main means "I'm with them" in other contexts

Oh yeah I main her
"Who's she" she's what I main

by Lvina Lavina August 26, 2022

Main Guy

Gender neutral definition of anyone having the the lead on a job or project where the workflows are separated between people.

The lead actress of a movie.

Lead host of a podcast.

The foreman of a work crew.

Im the main guy, she's the other guy.

by Jules Elysard September 8, 2022

dva main

a dva main is a piece of shit. no more to it.

shower once a month
blames everything on teamates
is retarded

"you fucking dva main go shower"
"dva main go payload retard"
"you dva mains keep on being retarded"

by QuandaleDingIe September 29, 2022

Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.

Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit

by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022