Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?
Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
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MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)
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Get the blueberry muffin mug.A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.
Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.
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Get the chuck muffin mug.I am the Muffin Queen do not question my fluffy golden brown authority. The Muffin Queen herself, Sam Marshall.
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