Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019

Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 May 8, 2018

Michael

One Jolly BOI

John:Hey Santa you are such a Michael

Santa: Thanks my dude

by Mwilley June 17, 2018

Michael

Somebody that is pretty nice but weird and is generally Asian but is not good looking at all

Ew it’s Michael

by Kehhwgsbdjhwggd December 15, 2019

Michael

Trash at fortnite. Sucks at sucking cock. Likes to jack off to the Zoey skin.

Hey look at that it's a Michael.

by Mrballsacktitlover October 29, 2018

Michael

A retarded, autistic, asshole who is gay.

Jonny: wow who's that autistic kid

Dylan: oh, that,s just michael dont pay attention to him

by srm drrd May 10, 2019

Michael

A michael is a guy who always thinks so highly of himself and will yell at you if you do something slightly wrong or stop him from getting the W in fortnite and always swears and curses at every living thing he sees that contributed to his death in a multiplayer match also he is the one to stay home and play minecraft and brag that he was full diamond armor that is enchated.

God Damnit michael

by Moth Man76 December 5, 2018