Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet
Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet
by xoxo bb lightskin May 11, 2020
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michael ramirez

Weird, but in a good way. A bit awkward, but that's what makes him adorable. Funny, sweet, loving, patient, and charming, he's what any girl would dream of for a boyfriend. His best physical attributes are his sexy brown eyes and shoulders that are perfect to lean against or cuddle up to.
by Peanut-Peanut October 28, 2013
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Michael hughes

Has a horse like cock. Won no nut November, single ready to mingle and doesn’t bust easily
Dude, John Cena is shit compared to Michael hughes
by Doorbell pussy November 02, 2018
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Michael Plauche

The biggest baiter in the game of Valorant. The kills he gets are only to boost his KDA and nothing else. They call him... the master baiter.
Wow. He just pulled a Michael Plauche. Freaking baiter
by DaGoat6969 June 21, 2021
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Michael Cera

A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.
Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"

"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."

Director: "That part is so you."
by rtv0587 June 14, 2011
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Michael Buckley

A famous YouTuber, popular from his show 'What the Buck?!'. Michael is gay, hilarious, and talks about anything from the Jonas Brothers to Beverly Hills 90210. Has a separate YouTube account for vlogging, called peron75. Is referred to as Buck.
Girl #1: OMG! Did you see what Michael Buckley said about Camp Rock?

Girl #2: Pshyeah! Freakin' hilarious!
by heartofdavyjones August 30, 2008
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Michael Lee

Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle
My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING
by Michael Lee 2.0 September 24, 2019
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