Theoretical Pussy Lover

Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.

You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.

by BigStratz August 13, 2022

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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.

"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."

by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024

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Lover

Lover is the 7th album by Taylor Swift <3

And it is a song too by Taylor Swift <3

Person a: Hey did you hear Lover by Taylor Swift? It's amazing!

Person b: Which one, the album or song? But both are amazing!

by Justsomegirlontheinternetok? October 8, 2023

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tree lover

Hannah, the one who loves hugging and kissing trees. Wants to make baby groots with trees.

Amy: whose that girl over there?
Anjali: the one making out with a tree?
Pauline: oh thats just my friend, tree lover
Steffi: gross
Stella: im gonna write a smut on this
Sung: yuh.

by SPECIALKCEREALYOUMMY September 18, 2022

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your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

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