Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Linnocent

A lover who innocently takes words literally.

Ray linnocently handed Donna a roll of paper towels when she said that the dinner he prepared made her wet.

by Hotdogsandhambergers November 8, 2023

Lincoln

A racist bigot who has no remorse for any skin color other than his own.

"That guy over there, name is Lincoln, hates black people, you can just tell."

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023

Lincoln

A racist bigot that despises any person with skin color different than his own.

"That Lincoln over there hates blacks"

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023

lincoln

a chill friend who loves cars and hanging with his friends he gets no maidens but he thugs it out he'll always be there for you

man i'm glad lincoln is so supportive

by regularC4consumer November 21, 2023

Lincoln gardner

A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite

Lincoln Gardner is gay

by rlVash November 24, 2023

Lincoln Street

A Street In Queens, New York That Starts From Rockaway Boulevard and Ends at the Van Wyck Expressway in

South Ozone Park.

Eric: What Street is this?
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.

by 21jay December 16, 2023