Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

kent island

An island paradise in Maryland that acts as a diplomat between the pleasant, peaceful eastern shore and the hell that is the western shore. Known for it's crabs, fish, boats, crabbing, fishing, boating, boat racing, seafood restaurants, and an alcoholic teenage population. The Isle of Kent has grown into a suburb of the D.C./Baltimore area, and rapid growth has become a major problem. Kent Island is home to the Buccanneers, Little Glen Burnie (Cloverfields), and a local gang referred to by the police as K-TOWN. QA sucks.

I live on Kent Island. I do not live on the western shore. QA sucks.

by Zach Leffers October 26, 2006

keith moon

a sexy beast of a drummer. Keith played for The Who, often known for smashing his drumsets, passing out on stage, drinking too much, driving cars into pools, and blowing up toilets.

"Yeah, remember how Keith Moon put goldfish in his drumset?"

by Aliceness February 4, 2010

keep your left up

1.A basic rule in street fighting to gaurd against an attack from someone's right hand.

2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.

1. Yo son you wann eff w/ me he better keep your left up that's my word.

2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!

by The Amalamps May 17, 2006

Keen-a-saurus Rex

An individual who has always been enthusiastic about any activity or opportunity that comes his or her way. These priceless individuals have been around since the Mesozoic era and are known to have a few descendants in South Auckland, NZ.

Sam - "Look at that guy ! He is not from around here is he?"
Bob - "Judging by his behavior, I reckon he is a keen-a-saurus rex"
Sam - "No Way ! You mean a rare descendant of keen?
Bob - "Yeah ! Let's go meet him."

by Dr. Keen October 24, 2011

kevin the carrot

A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.

Kevin the carrot loved his new nickname, it would never live up to whatever he came up with.

by santa claus bb June 5, 2021

Kellyn

Kellyn, this girl is amazing, beautiful, sweet, and the person all round girl . Any boy in the world would be lucky to have someone like Kellyn. She's an amazing young girl. Seriously nothing is wrong with her. She's amazingly gorgeous, smart as ever, and so kind. Amazing with kids and other people's feelings. She's perfect in my eyes. I wish I had the guts to tell her how I felt about her. Oh well, some things are too good to be true.

Dang I wish I could have a Kellyn

by Jr for days June 27, 2016