Richard Jones

A piece of shite. He only knows how to lie and assault women.

Fuck you Richard Jones you only know how to lie.

by Wedon’tknowyetpodcast September 27, 2019

daz jones

Being a total arse but thinking everyone loves him. (Is that because he runs a pub by any chance?)

"I've shagged 150 birds"
"Are you being a Daz Jones again?"

by steve October 30, 2003

N-Lips Jones

To nigger lip.

One who sticks joint/pipe/bong way too deep into their mouth.

There is so much spit on this joint that I can't even suck any smoke out, curse you N-Lips Jones!

by Steezeman May 4, 2007

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008

MIKE JONES

a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

by brantley010 November 7, 2007

Lazy Eyed Jones

A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.

A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.

A noun-

Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.

It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.

A verb -

What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.

I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.

by GoforGlory April 6, 2011

sick man jones

when one of yor friends or someone you know, has just done something mad/disgusting/undescribable/brave.

1-"cant beileve he just punched that black man in the face!"
2-"yeh that boy is one sick man jones"
1-"get me"

by alien-one-glove September 10, 2005