daz jones

Being a total arse but thinking everyone loves him. (Is that because he runs a pub by any chance?)

"I've shagged 150 birds"
"Are you being a Daz Jones again?"

by steve October 30, 2003

Richard Jones

A piece of shite. He only knows how to lie and assault women.

Fuck you Richard Jones you only know how to lie.

by Wedon’tknowyetpodcast September 27, 2019

N-Lips Jones

To nigger lip.

One who sticks joint/pipe/bong way too deep into their mouth.

There is so much spit on this joint that I can't even suck any smoke out, curse you N-Lips Jones!

by Steezeman May 4, 2007

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008

MIKE JONES

a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

by brantley010 November 7, 2007

David Jones Miller

A gay eggplant.

David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider

by TrashNomad October 5, 2019

dallas ed jones

A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.

Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!

by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018