Jessica

If your name is Jessica you probably like eating cucumbers. You make friends really easily but have trouble holding back your funny side, and end up saying something too soon. You are extreamly kind and funny however your passion is not very strong for immigrants and paninis.
Why's she eating a cucumber

It's jessica (or jizzica), it's what she does.
by Marvinsroom70 January 16, 2021
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Jessica

Whenever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va Jessica “
by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
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Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

A term popularized by tiktok podcasts, the term refers to a character or medium created in such a way that it is intended to be perceived as attractive, so much so that it loses all attractiveness entirely.

Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust
p1: Isnt the new catwoman hot?
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome
by texturespending February 18, 2024
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Jessica Woo

Person 1: Do you know who Jessica Woo is?
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN
by Foodie94 March 16, 2022
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Jessica

The dead name of a lesbian who everybody simps for on urban dictionary. a.k.a. me
Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica
by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
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Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty
Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome
by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021
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Jessica

A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.
Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
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