Jessica

Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!

And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.

Person 1: Hi! I am Jessica!
Person 2: Yeah I knew that the minute I saw ur fat ass.

by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021

jessica sonner

A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.

Jessica Sonner is such a nice person!!

by jolly_crusher May 13, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is very talkative. Once you are singing a song she will make it a duet. She may be a little annoying. She gets rid of her friends quickly.

Hey did you see (Jessica )today?

Yeah, whenever I started sing she sang with me.

by Izzybellyyy December 4, 2018

Jessica

Someone who slept with their goddamn English teacher

Jessica! Did you sleep with your goddamn English teacher?

Mr. Wilson, what no?

Jessica you are such a little slut!

by Big dick grant January 20, 2023

Jessica

The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. Girl’s can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a Jessica, don't let go.

Hey, who is the hottie with the cute smile?"

"Her name is Jessica. She is total wifey material."

by Jess_xxx January 29, 2020

Jessica baxter

Usually plays volleyball and has a rugby boyfriend who’s ego is big but a lovely person. Usually has an amazing best friend and these two will conquer the world together! Jessica truly is smart even though she doesn’t know it and her athletic bod is truly sexy

Wow have you seen Jessica Baxter, shes fineeee

by Yhhhhhhhhhhhbaby November 23, 2021

Jessica

Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.

Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA

Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees

*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.

by Old Bread April 30, 2023