jessica

bro where can i even start. so so so nice. so nice
like so nice

anybody: JESSICA IS SO NICE

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020

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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024

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Jessica

A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.

Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

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Jessica May Davies

A really hot girl!

Zac: Have you seen Jessica May Davies!
Bryce: Yeah, she’s a total hottie!

by Coconut CooCoo May 22, 2020

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hittting a jessica

yap and yap and yap.

bro stop hittting a jessica

by grogor January 18, 2025

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jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...

Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"

by Jessica-May June 5, 2017

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