jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is my lover man

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

jacob penisbutt

When a guy named Jacob has a big butt and a dildo stuck to it

Last night I got a Jacob penisbutt

by Jacobpenisbutt October 8, 2017

jacob winter

A queer that has sex with his mom.

That Jacob Winter is nasty.

by Squirrel Tug November 13, 2017

Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

by Church_of_memes August 2, 2016

Jacob Rothschild

Former trillionaire, now deceased. Killed by his grandson in psychic warfare aka the Cold War and the ghost of a WW3 that never came to be.

Jacob Rothschild was a mistake that was killed by his grandson, Bill.

by Draodan May 29, 2023

Jacob rumble

A guy that usually like to go for ginge minge, he is respectful and considerate but sometimes very mean in the bed,

I’m not a Jacob rumble

by MC Hetting January 16, 2019

Jacob Cooper

Loves world of tanks and dispises fortnite acts like a dad and loois like one as well

If someone is talking about tanks it's Jacob cooper

by 21 Shawver June 5, 2018