Jack-Henry

That one annoying kid that is good at literally EVERYTHING, and nobody likes him because of it.

Damn, is there anything Jack-Henry ISN'T good at?!?

by LiterallyEveryoneEverLol February 1, 2020

fakin' jacks

frontin'

no time for fakin' jacks Cuz niggas who fake jacks get laid on their backs

by block1of4 @ hotmail.com September 11, 2003

jimmy jacked

When bad people block your path.

Crimey, we're jimmy jacked!

by H. Douglas Nuts May 23, 2011

Jack Russell

A very hyper dog that can also be your best friend in the world!

Boy, that jack russell sure does love humpin thangs! I had to rip him off the neighbors cat eairlier!

by Jam_the_surfer July 25, 2007

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008

Dirty Jack

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

by AyeLad April 15, 2020

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007