Saint Jessica

A sexy, arrogant bitch. One of the greatest leaders there is, but enjoys torturing and manipulating people for fun. Likes to go by the names of Saint Jessica the Lionheart or Saint Jessica the Malevolent.

Dude, she that hot chick over there? Thats Saint Jessica. Get your wallet out.

by Jessica Elizabeth February 16, 2008

A Jessica

To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.

Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”

by Linguistually_yours January 18, 2021

Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.

Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.

by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021

dirty jessica

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out

Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020

Danny and Jessica

Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange

"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"

"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"

by Deathproofsince84 September 21, 2020

pulling a jessica

to have the last word; to NEED to have the last word, no matter what

The conversation was clearly over, and I acknowledged the outcome, but she had to say that she was right.
She was really pulling a Jessica!

by rachelgreenfromfriends May 6, 2021

Nathan X Jessica

Nathan X Jessica, another two lovebirds in our class, or is that not?

David: Finally Nathan gets his karma. Nathan X Jessica!
Nathan: Why me?
Angelo: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Alex: Broski.

by cool dude 09876543211234567890 December 16, 2021