Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Jason

A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.

Jason's there! I'm not going.

by tally69 November 14, 2022

Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him

omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance

by smfh August 24, 2023

Jason

Knower of all tea.

1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.

by Spilledconcealeronwhiteshirt March 9, 2024

Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.

That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism

by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025

Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.

"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason

by anonymous September 25, 2021

jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016