15 minute cities

a term created by fucking morons that usually refers to small towns that be crossed in short amounts of time, but also means ultimately nothing at all.
THE WOKE LEFT IS PLANNING TO KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE AND CREATE ANOTHER 15 MINUTE CITIES!!!!

no man, i think you're just schizophrenic.
by DONKFORTRESS December 09, 2023
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five more minutes

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
by m.slaty December 02, 2021
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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 20, 2020
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Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.
Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.
by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024
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minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it
by earcher5 March 16, 2011
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Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
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