minecraft

a game realeseses peisecs in 2011 about usin blox to build stuff and usig nice weepons 2 destroy dragons, zombeez, skewewons, creepy pastas - wait, no - crrepers, an ova stufff . peeople who pway dis game r like epik gamrs

botted up my pc cuz i neeed need dat minecraft batto pass

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

Minecraft

3D Terraria

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria

by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022

minecraft-suit

the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It”

“JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft is an exceptional open-world sandbox game that mixes elements of survival, building, crafting, exploration, and combat to create the most versatile game ever made.

You can buy Minecraft: Java Edition from minecraft.net for $26.95 USD or local currency equivalent. This is a one-time purchase. You can buy an account for yourself or buy a code to gift to someone else

Minecraft is an exceptional open-world sandbox game that mixes elements of survival, building, crafting, exploration, and combat to create the most versatile game ever made.

NOTE: Minecraft is not a copy of ROBLOX. ROBLOX is a game made in 2006. It has Circles and more Minecraft doesn't..

by PastersHandle March 10, 2022