Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021

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Vegan Minute

63 seconds

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!

by Ratapooey October 20, 2020

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Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party

Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.

by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024

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2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.

Edward is such a 2 minute trial

by DonutOfFailure November 04, 2023

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15 minute cities

a term created by fucking morons that usually refers to small towns that be crossed in short amounts of time, but also means ultimately nothing at all.

THE WOKE LEFT IS PLANNING TO KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE AND CREATE ANOTHER 15 MINUTE CITIES!!!!

no man, i think you're just schizophrenic.

by DONKFORTRESS December 09, 2023

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