Haydon School

Haydon School is reported the be the universes most crap school.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.

Haydon School is gruesome, revolting, sickening and loathsome.

by fastestwankerintheuniverse November 19, 2024

Haydrian

Haydrian is a species of human that is very non-sigma. He has 0 rizz, 0 gyatt and 0 aura. A person so large that when he runs, Google Maps assumes it’s an earthquake. The reason buffet owners have nightmares about “all-you-can-eat” policies. A walking eclipse, capable of blocking the sun on a clear day. The ultimate proof that life isn't a simulation—because no one could code a character this big. The only person who can confidently order "just the menu" at McDonald's and mean it. The only things he pulls are other planets with his gravitational force. The only person who gets tagged as a “Group” photo on Instagram. Someone whose shadow deserves its own address. The Fortnite bus can always carry the whole lobby whenever it's needed, unless kinghayhay69 queues into a match.

Haydrian is a big fat monkey that is terrible at Fortnite

by shanyis November 19, 2024

Haydayer

Haydayers is a term used on people who play the successful farming game Hayday. Haydayers are dedicated to game events, derby's and more. Haydayers may e-date their neighborhood members which is bizarre but it happens.

"Hey Kristen are you a haydayer?"
"Hehe yeah I am. I love Greg!"

by Joseph the gay(happy) December 4, 2024

Hayden

a fat vietnamese chigga. he is stupid unless it comes to banh mi

"Hayden runs all the banh mi stores in Cabra"

by karreyhang December 7, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is a fucking retard

"I heard Hayden got a 8/40 on his test"
"What a fucking retard"

by BuffFries December 12, 2023

Hayden

Typically a gay guy with a monster chode, that has divorced parents and is a furry.

Guy #1: That guy over there kinda looks like he's trying to be a cat, is he a furry or something

Guy#2: Yeah, that's Hayden I also heard he's packing 1 inches length and 5 inches girth.

by Yappingduck69 December 20, 2023

Hayden

The name Hayden is only for the most fat people you can find. Often gingers who have no souls, you won’t see them outside because they are allergic to sunlight like all gingers. Often in a cave like room on a Xbox series X playing Madden 24 he or she will spend most of their time. They like to make “brookies” which are a combination of cookies and brownies they often don’t taste very good and crumble faster than the government during the Covid-19 pandemic. They are usually gentle creatures who aren’t hostile unless provoked, the issue with this is like a teenage girl on her period, everything upsets them, they try to find a hidden message in everything you say, even if there isn’t one which their usually isn’t. Although they are often loyal, they will choose others over you because they look at what will benefit them more than you, if you ask to be included with the other groups they will laugh in your face because they strongly believe that they are better and more important than you. Often having multiple middle names for no apparent reason they often include Robert, John, Anthony, Rosenbaum, and Fredrick to name a few. Having very deceiving looks they will be faster, stronger, and better at sports than you, because of this fuels their belief that they are the most important person in the world.

Stop being a hayden before Mom yells at you.

by BigPapi380 December 31, 2023