I have an iced tea

When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go

Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”

Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*

by Iced_tea122 October 24, 2022

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

by Helped out August 12, 2020

I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

by Littlecat456 August 10, 2021

Do we have homework?

That one crackhead who always reminds the teacher homework, and the whole class goes "boo" on that asshole

My Friend: Do we have homework?
Whole class: U must die.

by So you don't know what karlson October 7, 2021

Having Some Cherry Pie

When you masturbate on your period.

Having some cherry pie.

by Aiden12 September 3, 2016

Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020