I have an iced tea

When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go

Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”

Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*

by Iced_tea122 October 24, 2022

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

Do we have homework?

That one crackhead who always reminds the teacher homework, and the whole class goes "boo" on that asshole

My Friend: Do we have homework?
Whole class: U must die.

by So you don't know what karlson October 7, 2021

Go commit are have stupid

“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.

ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.

by You are have stupid March 20, 2019

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

I don't have think

When you don't have anything to say or think

Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "

by zAneThe_Weirdo December 12, 2021