Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.

James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.

by Winwesbla May 29, 2023

Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.

Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"

by oblyboblie June 15, 2023

Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.

Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.

by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023

Greamer

To use for someone who is dumb

“Hey Kelz your a Greamer” Noemi said sternly.

by Luv4thrax June 30, 2023

geaser

An old person who likes rubbing ejaculate on their bald head

I accidentally licked the head of a geaser the other day, it was rather unfortunate

by frankiejones1872 August 1, 2023

Grease God

Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game

Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."

by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024

Grease Intolerance

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile

But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now

Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics

by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023