fake friend

A person who talks about you behind your back, and tries to be your friend upfront. A person who is incredibly fake,especially when it comes to being a friend and being there for you.

She is such a fake friend. Always runnin her trap behind my back, then tryin to be all buddy-buddy to my face.

by ♥BRiiZiiE○BAii♥ June 1, 2009

let's be friends

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.

John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.

by RexGibson February 16, 2004

Lady Friend

A person you are seeing, dating, or perhaps even sleeping with, but isn't technically considered your girlfriend. Somewhere between a casual date and an actual girlfriend.

Sorry, guys. I'm hanging out with the lady friend tonight.

by Anonymous Lurker December 20, 2005

friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.

Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."

by Skeptrix June 30, 2009

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009

Thursday Friend

-You're tagged in at least 100 pictures together BUT You don't even know their major...

The friends that you make in college or university ..that you only see once its Thursday night and you're intoxicated.

Rachel-oh my god!!, you're so cool.... i like love youuuuuu

Thursday Friend- you're the greatest person i have ever met ..why don't we ever hang out?

Rachel- yah lets HANG OUT TOMORROW

next day...

Rachel-hey
Thursday Friend-hey

*awkwardly walk past each other in the halls*

by GoNadzz November 30, 2010

Poodle Friend

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.

Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!

by poodlesRus April 16, 2009