female friendship

When you constantly feel like you’re caught between perving on your friend or murdering them.

The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.

by Sad worms August 2, 2021

Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.

The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆

Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now

by 🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride B1tches July 8, 2021

Female PE coach

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.

Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH

by picture2burn May 24, 2023

Female Gaze

The female gaze is how a woman sees other men or women. Lesbians who ha e a female gaze for example see women different to men, seeing them as attractive but focusing more on different elements which make their gaze different to a mans.

That woman is more a female gaze than a male gaze.

by mermaidbarx May 27, 2023

brogle female

a woman with a massive cock and who is above all other men (the brogle female often has a larger dick than all men) and woman alike; god of gender.

Have you seen Lily? she is such a brogle female.

by beebeesbakery May 31, 2023

dl female

a female that acts straight in public buts secretly A LESBIAN

“yo have you seen alyssa w her name man?” “yea bro shes a dl female tho my sister told me they hooked up before”

by COOLCANADIEN June 1, 2023