Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

father carmine

1) Father Carmine is a Roman-Catholic priest who lives in Philadelphia. He was the priest present at the marriage of Rocky Balboa and Adrian Pennino in Rocky II. He also appeared in Rocky V when Rocky was revisiting his old neighbourhood with Tommy Gunn.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.

2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.

Man, look at that Father Carmine, he hasn’t moved in three hours.

We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.

by Bacala e Mortadella June 3, 2018

Fatherita

A father who is such a wimp and acts worse than a woMAN.

Hello Fatherita

by Hey Bubby September 9, 2018

Father

The only man who will truely love you and cherish you forever and beyond

I love my father.

by Doglover1106 November 2, 2018

Fapternoon

When your mom goes "shopping" in the afternoon with the black neighbor and you know it will take a while, so you can watch anime tiddies uninterupted for hours. and masturbate vigorously being able to set the volume to a reasonable level. With so much time and dick on your hands, it mosty ends badly. one time you watch some schoolgirls smooching each other in the toilet, the other time you stare at furries sitting on horse cocks dildos with your dick completely numb and a deodorant bottle in your butt.

Man I was home alone and decided to have an impromptu naughty fapternoon. These diarrhea gurgling compilations are quite something.

by DJVoltaire November 12, 2018

Father O'Leary

A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.

I wish more people were as kind and genuine as Father O'Leary.

by PBCrunch December 1, 2018

father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018