A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
Get the Massimo Englishmug. Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
by Nick Off April 22, 2021
Get the English breakfastmug. A variant of the English language used among young people and backpackers in Hostels across the world. Usually includes overuse of 'like', 'awesome' and 'amazing'.
"The burgers around the corner from the hostel are like so amazing."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."
by Urban Junkie. September 6, 2016
Get the Hostel Englishmug. The highest form of english language with its own grammatical correctness. Most people who learned lib english came from nobles.
by KaizerIvan May 22, 2016
Get the Lib englishmug. by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022
Get the 5th hour englishmug. by anonymous August 19, 2021
Get the South African Englishmug. English is a Northern European language, part of the West-Germanic language family, making it most closely related to German and Dutch, and also related to some Nordic languages like Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian. It is best known for its extremely complicated and inconsistent methods of spelling and pronunciation, often confusing both native and non-native speakers whenever they encounter new words.
Dearest creature in Creation,
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
It will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye your dress you'll tear.
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it?
Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
(Mind the latter, how it's written!)
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak,
Previous, precious; fuchsia, via;
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,
Cloven, oven; how and low;
Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe,
Hear me say devoid of trickery,
daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
...
(You'll have to look up the rest of the poem, due to the character limit of the Urban Dictionary.
Dearest creature in Creation,
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
It will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye your dress you'll tear.
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it?
Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
(Mind the latter, how it's written!)
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak,
Previous, precious; fuchsia, via;
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,
Cloven, oven; how and low;
Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe,
Hear me say devoid of trickery,
daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
...
(You'll have to look up the rest of the poem, due to the character limit of the Urban Dictionary.
To any ESL readers out there, if you can read this poem out loud, and pronounce every word correctly, your English language skills are better than the majority of native speakers.
by This is my handle okay September 8, 2025
Get the Englishmug.