fuck a duck

Childhood curse verse, circa 1968
Fuck a duck,
Screw a pigeon,
Go to Hell
And get religion.
by Marty Agee June 30, 2006
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Duck Fart

A delicious layered concoction containing Kilua, Bailey's Irish Cream(or any other cream liqueur will do), and Crown Royal(or Wild Turkey Whiskey). It usually comes in the form of a shot and is poured in the order as written above.
Man oh man that duck fart was good. Bartender line me up another!
by Matthew Calkins May 15, 2005
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mud duck

A person with a very weak CB radio signal
"I'm steppin' on a mud duck."
by Karma June 24, 2003
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Tuck and Duck It

It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs and then duck tape it there to look as if you don't have a penis.
by NOPE-YEP-NOPE! November 2, 2008
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Rubber Duck

The ultimate symbol of friendship. The rubber duck symbolizes the strong bind two friends have that will may never be broken and will remain strong through the test of time.
Our friendship is like a rubber duck, it cant be sunken.
by C-mo-95 March 19, 2017
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Rule of Duck

Based on the rule that states:
If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks; it's a duck.

Used in real life to explain the obvious truth of the matter.
Dude 1: Andi was sure cranky when I asked her about last night at the bar. She was going with her girlfriends.
Dude 2: Is that all you asked?
Dude 1: Yeh, but when she got home her shirt was inside out, she smelled like cologne and her back is scratched up. I had to ask.
Dude 2: No you didn't. Rule of Duck. Andi is a whore.
by abrasive personality August 17, 2011
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The Mallard Duck

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."
"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."
by ekgi November 10, 2018
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