Bipolar Disorder

bi.po.lar dis.or.der |bīˈpōlər-disˈôrdər|
Noun

Condition given to women's nipples that do not point in a parallel direction, instead the nipples are oriented on opposite poles of the breasts. Usually these nipples can be found on the extreme right and extreme left of a women's breasts.

Sean: Dude look at Shelly's boobs...they are so perfect.
David: nahh man, her nips are pointing in different directions. I think she has Bipolar Disorder.
Sean: Yeah, she might even have lazy nips.

by Sir_Ramsalot March 30, 2011

Oscillating Clitoris Disorder

Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.

Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010

Eating Disorder

Someone whom being in close proximity to whilst procuring nourishment exhibits such foul eating habits that projectile ralphing ensues.

George Costanza has an eating disorder.

by moosir2u July 15, 2010

Regenerative Fohawk Disorder (RFD)

RFD is a brain disease that attack one's hair. RFD causes people to wake up with a fohawk. The disease has no cure, however, the symptoms can be reduced by taking a shower.

I can't go that early, I need time to treat my Regenerative Fohawk Disorder (RFD)

by Royal Shmanncess June 26, 2010

Dinoras

me

Dinoras is a cool guy who likes Homestarrunner.com, calvin and hobbes, family guy,the simpsons and futarama

by Dinoras August 9, 2003

unipolar disorder

Opposite of bipolar

Tommy has a bipolar disorder, he has split personalities. However I have a unipolar disorder.

by TaylorFoster November 8, 2007

Hairy Pussy Disorder

Hairy Pussy Disorder is a horrid disease which is sweeping the world. Its’ origins are countries such as Italy, Latin America, and the Middle East. (Although Latin America and the Middle East are not actual countries, they are all the same to me.) Hairy Pussy Disorder causes the carrier of this disease to have a vagina with more pubic hair than the jungles from that movie Avatar, or Vietnam for people who have never watched the movie. Hairy Pussy Disorder is becoming a very efficient method of cockblocking, because if a guy was trying to fuck a girl and his dick got stuck in that hairy pussy, it may never be heard from again. It is a quickly growing disease, and the only way to cure it is to SHAVE THAT FUCKING HAIRY PUSSY!

Guy 1: Dude picture Osama Bin Laden's beard on some girls pussy.
Guy 2: Nah man, that shit should be illegal.

Guy 1: Yo, I wanna bang that chick.
Guy 2: Nah man, she ain't worth it.
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because she's got HPD!
Guy 1: What the hell's that?
Guy 2: Hairy Pussy Disorder!

by the guy 1012 January 19, 2010