David 

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

David by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

david 

gay ass nigga whos slow and makes no sense

dam you acting like david

david by yasirs February 12, 2024

David 

David is a geniune guy who always acts like a child. David likes to watch and draw scenes from movies. Instead of blaming his friends he blames himself he is so kind. If you ever decide to be freinds with a David note that he is short and isnt going to hit puberty until 16.

David is a name.

David by OkipStreamer February 13, 2024

David 

A situation where something is dumb or a person whom is not smart out of sorts

#1 guy
Man look at that dude over there dancing like a fag

#2 guy
Man that fuckin dude is David!

David by Letchutellit February 13, 2024

David 

Chunky DBFR Mod (Dragon Ball Final Remastered the hit game) Lives in egypt drinking sand for breakfast lunch and dinner

hELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -This is how david interacts with ruckus (the owner of dragon ball games)

David by Ruckus Kaka February 14, 2024

david 

1: leaves you hanging.
2: weirdly into pokemon.
3: a femboy/trap.

a: is he smash or pass'ing all the pokemons?
b: ew... what a "david".

david by wackadacka February 14, 2024

David 

mysterious.

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david

David by user_310 February 20, 2024