Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.

John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!

by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010

dance till your ded

Dance till your ded is a meme and a meme is basically a dank joke like my life

1.Hey,did u see that new meme…?2.r u talking about my life m8?3.no dance till your ded

by Religious nun March 23, 2017

Lady Danger

When two or more women share their menstrual cycle.

You're on your period too? Lady Danger!

by .Pain October 18, 2015

kitty kat dance

Euphamism used to describe the need to urinate. Pertains primarily to girls.

I will be right back. I am doing the kitty kat dance. I am about to wet my pants!

by nurse March 3, 2006

pass dance

When you run into someone going opposite ways in a hallway and both you and the other person keep trying to get by each other but you both keep going the same way side to side.

I tried getting around Ryan in the hallway but we kept doing the pass dance.

by Todd Chapman December 29, 2007

Mexican sack dance

This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.

After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.

by richcara September 26, 2010

danger skank

1. The art of skanking near wind turbines.

2. Pulling the parachute cord at the moment of ejaculation.

He skanked a couple of times but somehow that wasn't enough for Gareht. He decided to go for a danger skank instead.

by Maximator June 29, 2011