Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 20, 2019

Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 17, 2020

Dirty Stone

The act of drinking and becoming depressed after sex, going to your bestfriend and cryibg about the wrong person with your dick out.

"Dude you were so wasted you started doing a dirty stone last night"

by Odioussnowman20 April 15, 2020

Dirty goulet

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but you give her a goatee, a'la Robert Goulet.

I went to Vegas, picked up a bombshell & gave her a Dirty Goulet to teach her a lesson.

by Sir Roses Artie March 22, 2008

dirty demers

when your on top of a girl 69'n and pretend like your takin a rest and fart on the bridge of her nose.

I was totally 69'n that broad from the bar and her pussy stunk so I gave her a dirty demers.

by Yakkie May 04, 2009

dirty Giacomo

The act of sexualize pizza while making it and preparing it
Derives from an italian name because is an italian kink.

"this pizza is so good I would put my wiener in It"
"Oh no you are such a dirty Giacomo!!"

Or

"This pizza is so beautiful I would fuck It , Sorry if Is a dirty Giacomo thing"

by Squareroot07 July 16, 2021

dirty lake

A type of sexual intercourse when two migits run a train on a large women

Me and tiny Tim wanna run a train on Samantha?
Oh you mean a dirty lake?

by Bigcocka123 April 14, 2020